Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
If you’re scared of the purge in real life clap your hands
If you’re angry about what’s happening in Ferguson clap your hands
If you’re terrified about what’s happening in america clap your hands
If you’ve lost all faith in humanity because of what’s happening in America clap your hands
I believe everyone should watch Markiplier, it will make your lives at least 100x better